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Thursday, January 08, 2004

Do you know what the scariest thing about overpopulation is? You see, one of the reasons why humans have done so well biologically is that we enjoy sex. Because sex leads to procreation, the species that have the most sex have the most babies, and thus, the species that enjoy sex are more likely to live, making the end products of evolution really, really horny. Fast-forward a few billion years and the planet is filling up. There are TOO MANY HUMANS. We've had TOO MUCH SEX. So, if we don't stop making so many damned babies, then we, the species that enjoys sex the most, will begin to die, and the communities that have _less_ sex will be more likely to survive this time around.

Meaning: Wear. A. Condom. Or. The. Human. Race. May. No. Longer. Enjoy. Sex. AAAAGH! A world without sex!! Can you IMAGINE?!

So! Promote safe sex and family planning and all that good stuff! The fate of the human race hangs in the balance! (This message was brought to you by Tish McKenz-o, the Science Ho. Tish! Tish! Tish! Inertia is a property of matter...)
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