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Friday, January 16, 2004

I am fucking sick of the "Your Body's Not Good Enough!" ads on Yahoo Mail. I'm about as skinny as they come, but I still happen to enjoy the little pouch on my tummy below my belly button. It's soft and fluffy and you can poke it. Oooh..

But this morning took the cake. I open my inbox and I am treated to the sight of a giant... bouncing... hamburger.

I happen to be vegan.

This tears it.

(Bush, if you happen to be operating a giant moon laser yet, I can tell you the secret terrorist hideout of the Yahoo cult...)
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