Tuesday, February 10, 2004

Handy sex tips from kind reader Chris:

  • Sex is a basic human right.

  • Even Russia gets too hot in the summer to have sex anywhere but the balcony some nights.

  • When having sex in your friend’s bathroom at a party, ensure that the door is indeed locked; getting walked in on, even by the most understanding friend, can be quite the mood killer.

  • No-one uses the stairwell on the 9th floor of an apartment building, when there’s an elevator; this leaves the stairwell open for all kinds of on-the-run co-ed opportunities.

  • Park benches can be great places for a quickie, if you put your heart and soul into the endeavor.

  • Well, that was informative. Next, Leticia tells you how to clean your refridgerator with a banana peel! Good night!
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