Friday, February 06, 2004

I remember one episode of Drew Carey where Drew was trapped in his own coma fantasy, in which beer flowed down a beer-fall and pizza grew on trees. I was thinking, "Leticia, what would you like to flow down rivers?" And I thought, "Water is pretty good." (I was thinking that beer makes one drunk and thus I am shit-scared of it, whereas cola makes me twitchy and anything else makes me thirsty again.) Then I thought about trees, and what should go on them, and I thought, "y'know, pears and apples and stuff are quite good." That's pretty cool.

(Although, a tree that grew apple pies would be pretty swell, y'know...)

(...are you listening, God?)
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