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Friday, February 06, 2004

While reading Naomi Wolf, I knew _exactly_ the person I should talk to. She has dreadlocks, a short attention span that belies her intelligence, and she talks about sex and the Earth in excited tones and in broad gestures. If you are this woman, CALL NOW (1-800-LET-ICIA; toll free!) for this one-of-a-kind chance to WIN A FREE BEST FRIEND! Operators are standing by.

(Yes, you realize that this is my ideal self that I am projecting onto others out of my own insecurity. Quiet, that bit of maturity is not scheduled until May 2005.)

(Oh! And she should talk about energy...)

(and like Sonic a lot...)
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