Saturday, March 20, 2004

Appearantly the DNC has put up a Flash movie showing Bush's deficit as a giant balloon; the analogy I would go for is a kid in a sweetshop, who eats so much candy that there's no more left, so he just eats everybody's candy and the sweetshop has negative candy left and soon he's attacking other candy shops with candy bombs and stealing all their candy and if the sweetshop doesn't go out of business, it'll get its ass kicked by the police, the mafia, and the banks, in that order, chronologically and by harshness.

See? Bush isn't an idiot. He's just a really, really, really, really, really, really bad businessman. And a worse commander-in-chief. We're not saying he should be sent to the fiery depths of hell and forced to watch fifties sitcoms for eternity, we're just saying he's not qualified to hold, y'know, the most powerful office in the country.

Just sayin'.
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