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Friday, March 12, 2004

Fuckity fucking fuck!!!

Just to reiterate, civil unions are BOGUS. They are a LOAD OF TRIPE. They are, as we all know, "seperate but equal," which is equal but not really. It is telling the happy gay couples who are leaving the courthouses thrilled to be in a legally sanctioned, commited relationship that they do not DESERVE to be married, that the irrational whims of _some_ straight people is more important than the legal rights of a gay couple.

Now, let me make it nice and clear: MARRIAGE IS A LEGAL INSTITUTION. The religious component of marriage is NONE OF THE GOVERNMENT'S BUSINESS. No church will ever have to recognize a gay marriage, EVER. However, accepting churches can and do perform gay marriage ceremonies, and--what'd'ya know?!--PEOPLE AREN'T BUSY FUCKING RABBITS. Civilization has not ended. However, these people who have been married and accepted are now much happier people, and--what'd'ya know?--they are in HAPPY, COMMITED RELATIONSHIPS, the very TENANT of the conservative movement. I'm not going to budge on this one: marriage is good. I am pro-marriage. And as far as legal recognition of marriage goes, a government has the same civic duty to recognize a gay marriage as a straight one.

And if anyone tries to lecture you on the "sanctity" (meaning holiness, by the way) of marriage, or argues against gay marriage on religious grounds, you would do well to remind them of this:

AMENDMENT 1:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof...


And this:

The United States' divorce-per-marriage rate was at 49% in 1996 according to Divorce Magazine; we also lead the world in divorces per person according to NationMaster (see the chart; yikes).

Sancticity of marriage, my ass. I'm so glad Britney Spears's 55-hour marriage had "sancticity." (More on conservative arguments against gay marriage here [Gator GSA]; these people are obviously having emotional reactions to an ethical decision. Give 'em some love, they obviously need it.) Rant over.

(edit: by "these people" I meant the conservative movement, who OBVIOUSLY could all use a whore or two. That said, the guys at Gator GSA need love too; so feel free to contribute one session with a whore to them, especially if the whore travels around in a giant ice cream cone and bathes in its whipped cream and strawberries, with a tendancy to spread the chocolate syrup on her nipples. Ohh yes..)
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