Thursday, March 11, 2004

Remember the good old days? You know, there was no porn, and wives submitted themselves dutifully to their husbands? Well, sorry.

(I say this in positively gleeful sarcasm; that article made me giddy as a schoolgirl. Wait a second; I am a schoolgirl! Well then; golly gee, I never quite realized that. I am the predominant fantasy of the male world.)

(Whoa. I could put my hair in ponytails and suck on a lollipop and pretty soon I'd have big-britched dotty feminists talking about what a disgrace I am to womankind and how I'm being controlled by the Galactic Penis and flombangita wiggly wongus nanip and zorple wumple flump...)

(note: yes, the minority of feminists are like that. Most kick ass. More later.)
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