Monday, March 22, 2004

Well, Lost in Translation (spoilers ahead) got the Oscar for best screenplay, even though I'm not quite sure what stood out about it. I could write a better screenplay. In fact, I will, right now:

The one girl: I want to have sex with you, but you are an old man.
Bill Murray: Golly, these Japanese people are silly.

See? There you go, I just saved you eight bucks. Ain't I a great girl?

(By the way, I imagine Johnny Depp deserved the Screen Actors' Guild award. Comedy is hard; keeping the same glazed-over expression the entire movie is not.)
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