Monday, September 27, 2004

The debates are this Thursday. I love debates! Last time around, Gore made a complete idiot of Bush, and yet... the conventional wisdom is that Bush won, because no matter how well Gore put his arguments, Bush would be totally unfazed. In fact, he was in a totally different world... fuzzy math... la la la...

So it must suck to be Kerry right now, because anything he does will result in the newscasters saying, "well, you understand that Kerry's shirt may have been as many as two degrees unbuttoned, and you know that just spells FLIP FLOPPER" or, "Bush showed great strength and courage in the face of unimaginable odds: facing a presidential opponent who can put two words together."

So, I guess Kerry has to find a way to get Bush's goose. Make him rant. Make him babble. Sit back. Smile. Get under his skin. It's our best shot.
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