Leticia McKenzie

Hi! I just slept over at Dante's house. It was scary! Leslie was slightly tipsy and giggling madly; she had gotten tipsy against my wishes, and don't worry, your humble host has remained clean and sober. We got into a tickle-fight, and after she discovered my weakpoint (my hairy lesbian armpits) she went for the pits like there was no tomorrow. Scary!

I got to see my very good friend, the other prettyboy I know, whom we shall call... Drakan. Drakan's a very handsome boy that I've gotten very close to, or, well, as close as I get to anybody. Anyway, I like him a lot, but he doesn't seem to like me back, which is okay, but frustrating because it makes me feel like I don't command enough... you know... girl meat. Presence. I wish I got more guys' attention.

And, I'm fully aware of those of you reaching toward the comment button to say, "trust me, it ain't all it's cracked up to be." Trust me, I know; I'd tell you, but it might blow my secret identity. (Let's just say I had my own little adventure with a boy's creepy crush...)

So, that was my night. Oh, and Dante, on principle, doesn't drink alcohol. In fact, on principle, he lets his girlfriend do anything she wants, including lick whipped cream off of Leslie (DO NOT ASK). This is what allows him to make out with me, which doesn't feel right... at all. (Don't worry, I let him, the one time that we did make out, see my last winter formal; it was just bizarrely passionless.) There was also one other boy there, who is surpisingly handsome with his new face fuzz, and... well, he's kind of scared of me. Why is everybody afraid of Leticia?! Is it... I don't have a mustard stain on my shirt, do I?

There you have it, dear readers! Now I am trying to operate on four hours of sleep. Oooh! Oooh! Sonic Team announced their new game for DS (formerly "Project Rub")... and it's a dating sim! See, there's this girl, and you love her, like a lot, and the object is to make her happy with the stylus. Isn't that GREAT?! I love the fact that, after we've been deluged by games aimed at guys that are craptacular ogle-fests we get a game where the goal is to be _gentle_ towards a woman, and you get rewarded for that! I might pick it up, myself.

In fact, I wish I were that girl, so that I could have a boy pleasure me with a stylus.

If only it were that simple.


"I Would Die For You"